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Post by Molly Phillips on May 31, 2015 4:06:05 GMT
On this thread I'll be posting all of the head canons I have made while watching the episodes. The first few I'll be posting first was written by me and Crod. Whenever I have a new headcanon I'll come back and add it to this thread. Warning almost every headcanon will be crazy. HEAD CANON S01-EP04 “Sacrifice” The bigfoot like creature seen in this episode is really Rumpelstiltskin. that has been vanished from Storybrooke, de clothed and turned harry by Regina Mills. HEAD CANON Bell/ Irene Bell and Irene’s marriage is fake. it’s a cover up for what they really are in love with. +Bus/Irene+Cellphone. Carey’s real mother is Irene’s cellphone and Clu’s real mother is ’s Bus. first met the bus of his life in 1975 and later on convinced the Phillips Kane band to use it for their tour bus. Irene met the cellphone of her life in 1980 and hasn’t used another cellphone since. HEAD CANON
S02-EP09 Second Generation Ryan’s father was in love with a woman/computer hybrid. Named Shela. Which died of a very infectious computer virus. They say it was Huntington’s disease but it was a cover up so people wouldn’t know the truth. The reason why Fiona Phillips is attracted to him is because she has an attachment to computers. example her laptop. Fi+Laptop=FLAP. Ryan is a Human Computer hybrid and this is way she’s attracted to him. it is also the reason Ryan is so smart. and the reason why they tell people Ryan is a clone is because it would be hard to explain that a computer/human hybrid had a baby with a human being. HEAD CANON S02-EP10 “Oopa” The cheese Wheel/Oopa is really the child of Tad Raxel that he had with his high teach computer wife. And the goons in suits are the US Goverment stalking Tad Raxel cause they found out of his computer wheel offspring. Also the Oopa has the hots for Fiona Phillips.
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Post by Molly Phillips on May 31, 2015 4:30:47 GMT
"Grandpa Colin's Affair" - Banshee S02-EP11
What you see in this episode only shows what happened after the whole thing began.
Colin McQuinn (Molly Phillips father) met a Banshee one day while taking a walk through the woods, almost everyday the old Irish man would walk the same path and so him and the banshee became close, so close that they started dating. But things turned for the worst when the Banshee started getting obsessed with Colin, always wanting to be with the old Irish man. Despite Colin telling the Banshee that he didn't want his wife Kathleen to know about the affair, The banshee just wouldn't listen. When we get to the beginning of the episode. Molly and the 2 kids arrive in the drive way of the house. But while Kathleen goes out to greet them The Banshee warns Colin of his daughter eating all of the chocolate chip cookie dough and that was just something that could not happen. Because that was what the banshee loved most in her ghostly existence, More then Grapnda Colin. And so Colin tried his best to keep Molly away from the cookie dough as much as possible. Though Molly would just sneak in and get some from Kathleen and Colin knew this because the Banshee would tell him. The Banshee was getting very upset by this point and threatened to take his daughters life so Colin panicked and told the banshee to take his instead plus 10 pounds of chocolate chip cookie dough. And the banshee couldn't resist that and so it was a deal. As the episode goes on The banshee reviled to why she was taking Colin away to his grand daughter and so Fiona ends up offering some of her life over her mother eating up all of the cookie dough.
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Post by thebossapplesauce on May 31, 2015 6:57:58 GMT
OOH! I am gonna have to return to this thread at some point when I'm not busy just because I have like a million headcanons. Possibly literally. XD
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Post by Molly Phillips on Jun 1, 2015 1:18:02 GMT
"Fart Gas Nightmare" - "Nightmare" - S02/Ep04
The black shadowy monster we see in Jack's, Fiona's, Clu's and Danny's conversion dream is really fart gas caused by Jack's massive fart that is now trying to kill them.
*Note: I was watching so weird on my family's 55 inch tv and my step father Jack farted while all the kids in the episode was having a conversion dream and my mother pointed at the screen and said that was the fart gas and I couldn't resist lol*
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Post by Molly Phillips on Jun 1, 2015 14:28:10 GMT
"Email Giveaways" Fiona not caring who or what has a computer will randomly give away her email to anyone she crosses, despite some of them not even having a computer.
*Note: LOL see this is what happens when my laptop is down!*
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Post by Molly Phillips on Jun 1, 2015 14:45:27 GMT
SW S02-EP23 "Shelter" Headcanon - "The History Of The Crazy Dog Lady"
Before Dr. Daily started the businesses “Happy Doggy” she was raised by her human mom and dad who was a dog and that’s why she loves dogs so much. she worshiped her dog dad and that’s also why she wants to turn everyone into dogs because she thinks dogs are better then humans and her dog dad was the best and she hates cats because her dog dad taught her to do so.
she got dog turning potion from her dog dad cause he’s also the king of dog wizards and the reason her dad is a dog in the first place is because he got caught by that crazy guy we see in the beginning of the ep, the scientist with the crazy white hair.
and he got with her mom and had her before he turned into the king of wizard dogs. when the crazy dog lady turns into a dog at the end of the episode “Shelter” she’s happy she became a dog.
because she always wanted to be one cause she would became princess of the dog wizards since her dad is king After this episode she becomes princess of the dog wizards and lives happily ever after but her evil plan of turning humans to dog wizards is ruined thanks to Fiona Phillips.
*Note: Token from an old post of mine on FuckYeahSoWeird*
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Post by Molly Phillips on Jun 1, 2015 15:20:08 GMT
"Irene's Insanity" - Simplicity / S01-EP06 "CAN SOMEONE SAVE US!! " Irene screams as she slowly loses her sanity. Without the love of her life, The Cellphone. Irene's life is meaningless and she can't cope. We hardly see Irene in the episode since the episode centers around the gremlins and Fiona but behind the scenes Irene started to slowly lose her mind as she slowly walked the dark road of a uncellphoned life. At the end of the ep where Molly hands her the rewrite of the *.* jingle we can clearly see bags under her eyes from her miserable torture. When she gets up and sings the gremlins forgive the town and at the same time saves Irene's life.
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Post by LittleDuck on Jun 1, 2015 20:22:19 GMT
"Cougar Bear: The Origins of Papa John's" - Transplant
At first sight, "Papa Bear" John Kane falls madly in love with his heart donor's wife, Cougar Lady. Unable to resist the magnetism created by the heart within John, the two marry. Since John is no longer able to play the guitar, he begins his new career as a pizza man. When Cougar Lady dies, she leaves John a rich widow. After her death, John uses the funds she left behind to open his own pizzeria. Thus, Papa John's was born.
*Taken from So Weird Realizations, we all came up with this one in an old livestream*
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Post by Molly Phillips on Jun 1, 2015 21:42:36 GMT
! I forgot about that one! And it gets me every time! !!
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Post by Molly Phillips on Jun 3, 2015 2:09:41 GMT
"Fiona P. Flabber" - "Shelter" / S02-EP23
When Fiona talks to a guy she thinks is cute, she'll talk their head off. (Like we seen in Shelter)
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